Explanations
So you’ve been looking around the site. You don’t get the jokes. Heck, you don’t know they’re jokes! You think I can’t spell (I can’t), or that I have an obsession with adding a p before nouns that start with f (I do).
Here’s the deal:
I used to live in a town called Pflugerville. Being insane Texans, they added a p to everything that started with f. So we’d drive by the “Pflower Shop” or “Pfarmers’ Market.”
One night I told a couple of my pfriends about this phenomenon, and it stuck. But it only works with nouns. Try it on anything else, and I’ll let the pferrets chew on your toes.
