FAQ
1. Who the hey are you?
I’m Jodi Meadows! I write lots of books.
2. Are you published?
Um, not yet…
3. Why do you have a website if you’re not published?
‘Cause I can. I like websites! Plus, there are other Jodi Meadowses out there (hey girls!) and I want the domain for when I’m famous. (I dream big!)
4. Are these questions for real? Did anyone really ask you this stuff?
Nope. I’m asking myself questions. Frequently.
5. Don’t you have friends to ask you questions to make this page?
Sure I do! But my friends are funny people. A while back, one of my friends decided to have us ask questions for her FAQ, and we all asked the dumbest things. She took it like a woman, though. Brave woman.
6. So what’s really going on here is, you’re typing questions as if you’re someone else, and then answering your own questions?
…Yeah. I think I’ll go write a book now.